Long time, no Gerard

[bitterfruit]

There is something vacant about the Matador board as of recent, but I know what it is. Gerard has not swept in and offerered his insight and love for the kids lately.

I'm bored.

Here's a possible recent conversation:

(PA rings GC on the tele)

PA: Yo foo'. What be bangin?

GC: Nuttin' b.

PA: Yo dawg, I see's that you put up some kish cash for the Interpol Film contest.

GC: You know how I roll. Da-donk-a-donk foo'! It's off the chain. You don't see no Sub Pop wit a film contest fucka. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

PA: Play on beotch, but how come you be staying away from the Matado' board?

GC: Foo, I be busy getting ready for the Interpol release. And Pollard's been calling me every damn day. He keeps telling me about his solo records and how he'll take AC Newman in an arm wrestling match any day of the week. My money be on Newman.

PA: Ahhhh yeah! GBV's last official release will be off the chain dawg! Pollard's got some tight shit up in this mother. But you can't let AC mess with a brotha. This ain't no street fighting.

GC: If Newman fights dirty, we'll send Chan in to settle things down a little. She's scrappy as hell foo'.

PA: Ah-ight. Muthufuckas on the board be getting a little restless up in here and start doing some stupid shit. No Interpol MP3s, no new insightful witty news to speak of written by yo'self. No staff listening piles for a while. What's motherfucka to do?

GC: Ah-ight, ah-ight, ah-ight. I gots to go. My baby momma 'bouts to call in on the other line.

PA: Peace.

[TheSadDebaser]

what the fuck is a "donk-a-donk?"

[tinobeat]

Originally posted by TheSadDebaser
what the fuck is a "donk-a-donk?"

if you gotta ask... you'll never know.

[otto midnight]

i may be old and in the way here but i always thought it was "gadonkadonk".

[9000]

Originally posted by otto midnight
i may be old and in the way here but i always thought it was "gadonkadonk".

it's badonkadonk.

only hotties need apply, must like long walks on the beach, nights in front of the fireplace and sushi. shouldn't steal my stuff. i like my women hairy.

[Gerard]

...is vaguely racist.

I'll check back when it becomes blatantly racist.

[interrust]

he does exist.

[Gerard]

my phone conversations with Patrick have a more pronounced Randall/Klugman tone to them, though we generally switch the parts depending on time of day or moodswing.

This whole thing reminds me too much of that jive translation scene in "Airplane".

[otto midnight]

*ahem*
(in my best barbara billingsly voice)

cut me some slack jack! chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. jive-assed dude don't got no brains anyhow.

[Miss Tasty Princess]

Golly!

[bitterfruit]

Originally posted by Gerard
...is vaguely racist.

I'll check back when it becomes blatantly racist.

Too much Dave Chappelle. Not enough Bill Cosby.

[Joseph]

Originally posted by 9000
it's badonkadonk.

I believe J. Lo has one if that gives TheSadDebaser any clue as to what a badonkadonk is. It kinda sounds like the name of an '80's arcade game...

That new Bill Cosby cartoon on Nick at Nite [sic] looks absolutely hateful...

[TheSadDebaser]

I know what a badonkadonk is. I've never seen it in that context. One of the senior girls I knew last year had a pronounced badonkadonk. Also, I've been told I have one. I don't know if that's true/good. Perhaps some ladies can shed some light on this?

Oh, who am I kidding. Girls have better things to do than be here.