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Patrick
02-08-2005, 08:33 PM
That's a big one - hope you're celebrating.

Patrick
TheSadDebaser
02-08-2005, 09:32 PM
Beat me. Happy birthday.
abevigoda
02-09-2005, 12:17 AM
Happy Birthday man.
johansen smith
02-09-2005, 12:37 AM
Feliz Birthidad, here's to your first issue of Swank.
earl grey
02-09-2005, 01:06 AM
happy birthday maximo!
tinobeat
02-09-2005, 01:53 AM
go buy some smokes and porno!

happy birthday, kid wonder!
vesper
02-09-2005, 02:11 AM
way to encourage him to send in his voter registration, tinobeat, you man of society! happy birthday!
tinobeat
02-09-2005, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by vesper
way to encourage him to send in his voter registration, tinobeat, you man of society! happy birthday!

votes schmotes. nobody votes in local elections (though they totally should). He'll be 21 before his vote "counts" again..

so until then, smokes and porno!
flo's garage
02-09-2005, 05:14 AM
happy birthday chap!

my 18th covered all the bases; porno (including a stripper on her first booking!), booze and a flutter on an old nag which lost me five whole english pounds.
the Pawnbroker
02-09-2005, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by flo's garage
happy birthday chap!

my 18th covered all the bases; porno (including a stripper on her first booking!) . . .

Uhh, you didn't actually believe her did you?

And Happy Birthday, Maximo.
flo's garage
02-09-2005, 09:53 AM
but its all true, she was a local girl (I live in a small town) and she was crazy nervous, almost falling over when the fruit pastles came out - I'd imagine shes gone onto great things!
9000
02-09-2005, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by flo's garage
and a flutter on an old nag which lost me five whole english pounds.

i'm not quite sure what this means, but it sounds like quite the dubious activity.

happy b-day, maximo. take it easy on the sauce.
Maximo
02-09-2005, 10:43 AM
Haha thanks a lot guys, Just opened a present from the kiddies at school...

Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots
Blood On The Tracks
Who's Who?
Reckoning
London Calling
Kind Of Blue
Velvet Underground & Nico
Remain In Light


It's a good day so far, lots of fun. Going out to my favorite sushi place in Williamsburg tonight!
tinobeat
02-09-2005, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by flo's garage
a flutter on an old nag which lost me five whole english pounds.

my guess: a bet on a horse race?
earl grey
02-09-2005, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by tinobeat
my guess: a bet on a horse race?

since he covered porn earlier in his post, i'm inclined to agree.
flo's garage
02-09-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by earl grey
since he covered porn earlier in his post, i'm inclined to agree.

you are indeed correct - she rolled in in 7th place. I should have asked Bobby N. first ;)
9000
02-09-2005, 11:10 AM
ahhh, okay. i was thinking the equivilent of a $5 dollar crack whore. or i guess that would really be about $9 dollar crack whore if you account for the dollar/pound exchange rate.
9000
02-09-2005, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by earl grey
since he covered porn earlier in his post, i'm inclined to agree.

yeah, i guess he was spent after that.


earmuffs, maximo. earmuffs.
flo's garage
02-09-2005, 11:26 AM
my father always told me to rest after porn. going straight for a crack-whore would be a rookies mistake...
Maximo
02-09-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by 9000
yeah, i guess he was spent after that.


earmuffs, maximo. earmuffs.

haha, being on the road with my older step-brother's band has given me far too many and innapropriate stories to share in this thread ;)

Not to mention the long road trips to bannaarruuauuuuu (sp?) last summer..
tinobeat
02-09-2005, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Maximo
Not to mention the long road trips to bannaarruuauuuuu (sp?) last summer..

the Bonnaroo festival?