I think Chan is really pretty

[musicismath]

Theres a girl in my art class that looks like Chan, but Im afraid to talk to her....damn

[thescabsman]

Why do you want to talk to her? Because she looks like Chan, or because you like her?

Get some hair on your balls. You can't go through life being afraid of women. They are just as full of shit as men are anyway.

[musicismath]

No I jsut think theres something itneresting about her

[swanlee]

She looks and acts so much like on of my ex's it's quite scary. Maybe one reason I like her so much, and I live right near wear she grew up.

[thescabsman]

Yeah, she has the power to make your pants rise. HA!

[Throwmymuse]

I find all the comments on Chan's attractiveness really interesting because you usually associate this kind of thing with groupies at a Poison show or something. While I agree that she's very pretty, I don't really think she's the type who would be turning heads on the street. Its almost like being a male groupie, there's something about musicians that inevitably gets the juices flowing. I remember seeing Paz of Perfect Circle(now Zwan) in concert and I wanted to stand next to all the sluts waiting for Maynard after the show...I even threw my underwear on stage, sadly to no effect.

[thescabsman]

But don't you think she might have some grooming issues down there?

Not that it's a problem mind you, just an observation.

[ninarockets]

you're even makin' me miss ma' boy fancher. i'm not entirely sure what looks -- or even more specifically, 'grooming' -- has to do with the Music of chan marshall.

[thescabsman]

Nothing really. Just something I was wondering about. Ya know, some men & women have grooming issues. They let things get out of control, don't care or whatever. If a woman is wearing a bathing suit, and she has a beard coming out of her bikini line, that is a grooming issue. Not the most attractive thing in the world. Like I said, just an observation. Not a criticism.

PS - It's "Scabs" Man

[J_fancher]

heheheh, i knew even you would see through my exterior, cbl.

yeah, i know what you mean too. I mean sure it's all true and everything, but um, i dunno, this is getting silly. But i suppose that is ok. You'll hardly ever catch me talking like that, even if i was smashed.

More to chan than looks, by far. Throwmymuse correct, about attractiveness. Looks can only go so far.

but why am i saying all this shit?

it's all elementary isnt it watson?

grooming issues?

i have to laugh at that.

i hope she and any other person with a real spark inside stops grooming themselves this very day to deter hungups. Besides, what is the deal with americans and shaving all the hair off of females? The very few girls i ever knew who dinnit shave their bodies had such soft fine body hair, it's really kinda nice.

[AWOL_Paul]

Have you been following her to the pools lately and checking out her crotch?

[musicismath]

Hey everyone! lets not get off topic, this is the thread I started! What am I supposed to do about art girl? huh? huh?!
(Thats me flexing my muscle....sigh)

[photomojo]

even a gay boy would find something attractive about chan.
beautiful hair and a sweet shy smile.
i think i am in love.
she was really sweet to me before the show.

[Throwmymuse]

Well MusicMath, its just like J_f says, its all elementary....so, duh, go talk to her. If she blows you off you can sit in the back every day and wear your hood over your head. If she's interested you can tell everyone you're involved with someone who looks like Chan Marshall...only about 5 people will know what you're talking about but my guess is you'd still be happy anyway.

[KoolWhpp]

Originally posted by musicismath
Hey everyone! lets not get off topic, this is the thread I started! What am I supposed to do about art girl? huh? huh?!
(Thats me flexing my muscle....sigh)



Yeah, just go talk to her. A little bit of humor has always worked for me. And remember what your mom told you: Be yourself.

If she doesn't respond or thinks you a chode, then at least you know instead of staring at the back of her lovely head day in and day out, wondering what it would be like if you talked to her.


It's hard, I know, but you'll do fine.

[bitterfruit]

After you speak to her a few times, make her a tape. This will give you a reason talk to her afterwards.

[thescabsman]

Mom also said to wear clean underwear.

And just let her notice you. Don't be all over her. If she likes, she'll reciprocate.

[J_fancher]

just get insanely trashed on liquor and go to class and talk to her, if she can stand you like that, then she can more than stand you elsewise?

heheh like i know.

sometimes i think i do though.

shit i practically go out of my way to be obtuse, i dont try and charm anyone, i dont try and not charm them either though. Just think of you, just be you, fuk the rest, if she likes it, so be it.

[musicismath]

Thanks dudes you guys have been way bigger help than my friends, Im seriously going to work up the balls to talk to her

[AWOL_Paul]

Tell her you know kung fu and drive a far out chopper.

It works!

[forevergreen]

i suggest you keep fantasizing about this art chick.. let's face it.. she'll rip your heart into shreds and you'll be so messed up you'll make 4 or 5 great songs and have enough material in addition to make a new album of songs.. wait!!!!!!!!!!!!! this sounds,, errrr
who is this art chick anyways..?!?!?!

[inBOIL]

If she really does look like Chan, then she probably WILL end up breaking yer heart. It takes a special bird to escape that kinda' beauty....

b.

"It is a sad & beautiful world."
- Roberto Benini, Down By Law.

[musicismath]

Thanks everyone Ill keep you posted when I go to the next class with her (wednesday) Ill come back and tell you what happened, it should be really exciting!

[MrTambourineMan]

She's more like an angel descend from the skies or something. I don't know what it is, but there's something with her. And on top of that she makes heavenlike music...

She almost makes me belive in a god.